N+7 Hail Mary





Original Text

Hail Mary full of grace, the lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus Christ. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen.

N+1

Hailstone Mary full of gradation, the lordship is with thee. Blessed artefact thou among womanizers, and blessed be the fruitcake of thy wombat, Jesus Christ. Home Mary, mother-in-law of Godchild, pray for us sinuss, now and at the hourglass of our deathbed, Amen.

N+2

Hailstorm Mary full of grade, the lorgnette is with thee. Blessed artery thou among wombs, and blessed be the frump of thy wonder, Jesus Christ. Homecoming Mary, motherland of Goddaughter, pray for us sips, now and at the house of our deb, Amen.

N+3

Hair Mary full of gradient, the lorry is with thee. Blessed artichoke thou among wombats, and blessed be the frustration of thy wonderland, Jesus Christ. Homeland Mary, motif of Goddess, pray for us siphons, now and at the houseboat of our debacle, Amen.

N+4

Hairbrush Mary full of graduate, the loser is with thee. Blessed article thou among wonders, and blessed be the fry of thy wood, Jesus Christ. Homeopath Mary, motion of Godfather, pray for us sirs, now and at the houseboy of our debate, Amen.

N+5

Haircut Mary full of graduation, the loss is with thee. Blessed articulation thou among wonderlands, and blessed be the fuchsia of thy woodcutter, Jesus Christ. Homeowner Mary, motivation of Godmother, pray for us sires, now and at the housebreaker of our debater, Amen.

N+6

Hairdo Mary full of graft, the lot is with thee. Blessed artifice thou among woods, and blessed be the fuddy-duddy of thy woodland, Jesus Christ. Homestead Mary, motive of Godparent, pray for us sirens, now and at the housecoat of our debauch, Amen.

N+7

Hairdresser Mary full of grain, the lotion is with thee. Blessed artisan thou among woodcutters, and blessed be the fudge of thy woodlouse, Jesus Christ. Homicide Mary, motor of Godson, pray for us sirloins, now and at the housefather of our debit, Amen.

N+8

Hairline Mary full of gram, the lottery is with thee. Blessed artist thou among woodlands, and blessed be the fuel of thy woodpecker, Jesus Christ. Homily Mary, motorbike of Go-getter, pray for us sissies, now and at the houseful of our debt, Amen.

N+9

Hairnet Mary full of grammar, the lotus is with thee. Blessed artiste thou among woodlouses, and blessed be the fugitive of thy woodpile, Jesus Christ. Homosexual Mary, motorboat of Goggle, pray for us sisters, now and at the household of our debtor, Amen.

N+10

Hairpiece Mary full of grammarian, the lotus-eater is with thee. Blessed ascent thou among woodpeckers, and blessed be the fugue of thy woodshed, Jesus Christ. Honesty Mary, motorcade of Going-over, pray for us sister-in-laws, now and at the householder of our debug, Amen.

N+11

Hairpin Mary full of gramophone, the loudmouth is with thee. Blessed ascetic thou among woodpiles, and blessed be the fulcrum of thy woodwind, Jesus Christ. Honey Mary, motorcycle of Goitre, pray for us sitars, now and at the housekeeper of our debut, Amen.

N+12

Hairstyle Mary full of granary, the loudspeaker is with thee. Blessed ash thou among woodsheds, and blessed be the fulminate of thy woodworm, Jesus Christ. Honeybee Mary, motorcyclist of Go-kart, pray for us sitcoms, now and at the housemaid of our debutante, Amen.

N+13

Half Mary full of grand, the lounge is with thee. Blessed ashcan thou among woodwinds, and blessed be the fumble of thy wooer, Jesus Christ. Honeycomb Mary, motorist of Gold, pray for us sit-downs, now and at the houseman of our decade, Amen.

N+14

Half-brother Mary full of grandad, the louse is with thee. Blessed ashtray thou among woodworms, and blessed be the fume of thy woof, Jesus Christ. Honeymoon Mary, motorway of Goldmine, pray for us sites, now and at the housemaster of our decanter, Amen.

N+15

Half-caste Mary full of grandchild, the lout is with thee. Blessed aside thou among wooers, and blessed be the fun of thy wool, Jesus Christ. Honk Mary, motto of Goldsmith, pray for us sit-ins, now and at the housemother of our decathlon, Amen.

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