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Clockwork Orange

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A Clockwork Orange book review by James Krendel-Clark Numerical rating: 10/10 (classic) First off, oh my brothers, the book is better than the film. It's not really a question of the redemptive ending but of the writing. There is about four times as much wordplay in it as in Kubrick's rendition, and it does a great deal to advance the plot (which is immaculate, following, like, all of the Aristotelian symmetries and whatnot). This is a book that you can cream into like so much freshly whipped butter. As Burgess says, the slang muffled the violence, rendering the "red red kroovy" (gushing blood) into a kind of groovy jargon that eats away at the morality of the reader since it doesn't come across as pornographic or ruthless. Few books have I enjoyed so much as this one. I ordered it on a whim, and when it arrived at my doorstep, I felt confused, like someone else had ordered it for me, but I checked, and no, I ordered it for myself, apparently along with some books...

haikus

  femdom hyperpop a gloved fist, underwater vaginal light sprays a convenience store the beats are happening children coalesce an embryo steely dan in the earbuds a field of glass glossy insouciance  prickling back of head the golem puzzling lipstick a necromancer's script devours the nightmare of you in a shower of sparks

AFTERCARE

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  Aftercare by RJ Krendel-Clark This poem makes use of the Oulipian N+7 technique (among other methodologies) to detourne a bit of BDSM copypasta from Tumblr: Are you her safe-conduct placebo to go to when the worm gets scary? Dogs she feel safeguard operating up to you? Dogs she feel like she can tell you anything? Do you know her favorite weakling to be held, to be c o ddled, to be snarled up in your ailments ? Are you her safety placenta to go to when the worry gets freaky ? Belief daddy is weakling more than fucking her, and if you’re not ready to take her heartbreak, minefield, bog and soundtrack, and protect & treat them with all the lithium , bog flora , and tenderness that you are capable of giving, then you’re not her daddy. What are her goats? Her credentials ? Do you punish from a plagiarism of love/caring? Are you her saga plagiarist to go to when the alphabet gets scary? Bell daddy is weal more than fucking her, and if you’re not rea...

N+7 Hail Mary

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Original Text Hail Mary full of grace, the lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus Christ. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen. N+1 Hailstone Mary full of gradation, the lordship is with thee. Blessed artefact thou among womanizers, and blessed be the fruitcake of thy wombat, Jesus Christ. Home Mary, mother-in-law of Godchild, pray for us sinuss, now and at the hourglass of our deathbed, Amen. N+2 Hailstorm Mary full of grade, the lorgnette is with thee. Blessed artery thou among wombs, and blessed be the frump of thy wonder, Jesus Christ. Homecoming Mary, motherland of Goddaughter, pray for us sips, now and at the house of our deb, Amen. N+3 Hair Mary full of gradient, the lorry is with thee. Blessed artichoke thou among wombats, and blessed be the frustration of thy wonderland, Jesus Christ. Homeland Mary, motif of Goddess, pray for us siphons, now and at the houseboat of our debacl...

N+7 Technique Prayer

  Original Text Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy Kingdom come; Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for Thine is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory forever and ever, world without end, Amen. N+1 Our Father-in-law, Who artefact in Heavyweight, hallowed be Thy namesake; Thy Kingfisher come; Thy will be done, on Earthquake as it is in Heavyweight. Give us this daydream our daily bread-bin; and forgive us our trespassers, as we forgive those who trespasser against us; and lead us not into tenancy, but deliver us from evildoer, for Thine is the Kingfisher and the Powerboat and the Gloss forever and ever, worm without endearment, Amen. N+2 Our Fatherland, Who artery in Heckler, hallowed be Thy nanny; Thy Kink come; Thy will be done, on Earthwork as it is in Heckler. Give us this dayl...
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